Friday, December 24, 2010


There is a site called that's a new online USA phone book w/personal information: pics you have posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, etc. You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site to find the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Inner monologue of a 17 year old in a strip club

Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club.  This fake ID totally worked!  It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's.  It must be the lighting in here.  I probably got one of those fake ID's that only works under black light.  That's cool, though;  as long as I can use it to get into strip clubs for the next nine months, it was well-worth the $200 I paid for it.  Okay, now that I'm inside, I've got to stay cool.  They can probably still kick me out if they discover that I'm only 17 and 3 months old.  Just be casual. Act like this is the thousandth time that you've been in a strip club, and tits tits tits tits tits.  Holy shit. Tits.  There are tits right there in front of me.  This place is amazing.  I know that's what happens in strip clubs, but seeing it's breathtaking.  Those tits are glittery, too!  I bet they smell like cucumber-melon.  Oh man, there's some more tits over there, too!  Everywhere I look, there are titties!  How late does this place stay open?  Can I stay here forever?
There's a hot cocktail waitress coming around.  Should I ask to see her tits?  Maybe I shouldn't.  I don't know if it's acceptable.  If I see her show her tits to someone else, then I'll ask, but not until then.  For now, I'll just be casual and play it cool.  I'll probably have to order a drink from her.  What should I order? They probably don't have Natty Ice here.  I guess I should go with some kind of sophisticated mixed drink.  I'm not used to those.  I don't really know what anything is.  Shit, the waitress is almost over here.  Okay, don't panic.  Just think for a second.  I just need to remember the name of one mixed drink.  That's it.  Dammit, with all these titties around here, it's hard to remember anything except how great that pair of titties that I just saw was.  Speaking of titties, that stripper on stage has a nice rack.  What did the creepy DJ guy say her name was?  I think it was Mary.  It was either Mary or Ecstasy, I can't remember which one.  Oh!  Bloody Mary!  That's a kind of drink, right?  Yeah, that's what I'll order.  Yes!  Thank you, Mary or Ecstasy, whatever your name is.  Yeah, Bloody Mary.  That's totally something that a sophisticated, strip club-experienced, over-seventeen year old would drink.  C'mon cocktail waitress, I'm ready for you!

Damn. 18 fuckin' dollars for a Bloody Mary.  I'm such an idiot.  Bloody Mary's are probably the most expensive mixed drink you can order.  Whatever.  I wonder why she asked me if I knew that it was night time.  Of course I know that!  What a weirdo.  She's probably on drugs or something.  I heard that a lot of strippers are tits tits tits tits.  Holy fuck.  Perfect tits coming right this way.  God damn, that stripper is hot as hell.  She's super glittery, too.  She's glittered to impress tonight.  Oh my god, she's looking right at me.  She's coming over here.  Shit, shit, shit!  What the fuck do I do?!  Okay, play it cool.  Act casual.  Maybe I should try to make my voice a little deeper, so I seem more mature.  Okay, she's sitting on my lap now.  This is good.  This is very good. She smells like Fruit Snacks.  OH MY GOD.  Is she serious?!  Of course I want a fucking lap dance!  Who would say no to a lap dance from a Fruit Snack-scented stripper?!  This is the best night of my life!

Hmm.  I definitely feel a boner coming on.  Do other people in here have boners?  Shit, now I'm looking at other dude's crotches and trying to see if they have a boner while there's a hot Fruit Snack stripper straddling me.  I'm gonna assume that boners are okay here.  It's a strip club.  This place probably hosts more boners than a Growing Pains-themed Cosplay Convention.  Man, Fruit Snack's tits are kinda sweaty.  I think she has some pretty severe scars, too.  I couldn't really see them from two feet away, but now that her tits are literally in my face, they're pretty gnarled.  They look like two whale carcasses humping each other.  Eh, whatever.  At least I'm getting a boner out of it.  Speaking of boners, this one seems about ready to unload.  They probably frown on ejaculating in your pants here.  Fuck!  I knew I should've jerked off before I came here!  Okay, just try to think of something non-arousing.  Traffic school.  The older sister from Life Goes On.  That smell you get when you don't run the garbage disposal for a long tits, and then when you finally run it, the drain tits all of this tits up into the tits and tits tits tits in your face.

Fuck.  It's impossible to think of something non-arousing when a Fruit Snack-scented ass is rubbing your junk.  Don't panic.  It'll be fine.  All you have to do is not blow a load in your............shit.  I just blew a load in my pants.  A pretty substantial one, too.  Maybe Fruit Snack didn't notice.  Nope, she noticed.  Yeah, the bouncer's coming over now.  I'm getting dragged out of this place for sure.  I guess I'll just have to get that $18 Bloody Mary to go.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

dont know

Haven't really been keeping up with all of my followers, and for that I'm sorry :(
I just decided to order internets so I won't have to use the neighbors anymore and can stop using my laptop so much, since it's slow as shit.

So I randomly found this website the other day and I'm not sure if its legit. Anyone ever order from ? They have all kinds of shit for cheap and with free shipping but not sure if I'd end up getting any of the stuff I order, haha.

 will start updating more sooon.

Monday, September 20, 2010

A new Bill and Ted movie?!/1

Just read that Keanu Reeves said that it's possible that their might be a new Bill and Ted sequel being made sometime in the future.He also wants to reprise his roll as Ted Logan. Pretty funny to think about a 46 year old Keanu playing Ted again. It would be cool to bring back the greatest movie duo for a new generation of kids :) I'll be looking forward to seeing what they do with this new movie. That is, if it's ever made.
Here's a link to article ..----..

Also, check out this video. Some people strapped a camera to the back of a hawk. Badass.

Saturday, September 18, 2010


Haven't had a cigarette in three days. A few people suggested trying an ecig, so I decided to check it out. It sounds pretty damn sweet but I'm not sure which one I should get. Does anyone recommend a specific brand or anything? or a good/cheap site to buy one?

Heres a nice song about science for you lovely people.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

fiending for a cig

I quit smoking today. Decided last night I'd start today. It sucks. Though I did pick up some snus to try, and it helps a little, but I'd rather not start doing it everyday. Replacing lung cancer with mouth cancer, lol.

      This helps a little. Knowing I'll at least be able to breath and all that again. haha. Also looking at pictures of lung cancer infested lungs seems to help a bit too.

Hope I can do it. Haven't tried to quit in a few years, but the last time it only last 6 hours. rofl.

Wish me luck!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

don't be an ant

Ahhh I have way too much to do today and I don't know what to write about.. so I guess I'll share a video I found. peace and lurv folks

Woman using 21 different accents :P

All my friends are dead.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Disturbing movies.

So after reading a couple lists of the most disturbing movies ever, I decided to check out a few of them.

                                            I watched August Mordum Underground first.

It was pretty disgusting. I could see how some people thought it was an actual snuff film, as the effects were very very realistic. Even after being desensitized at an early age from sites like lifeofdebauchery and freakhole, it still made me feel a bit uneasy. Castration, wound fucking, eating maggots from a rotting dead infant's headless corpse, and the list goes on. I think AMU should be on everyone's top 10 disturbing movie list.

                                           Next was Salo or The 120 Days of Sodom
Not as "disturbing" as I thought it would be, but pretty messed up nonetheless. Poop on a plate made me lol, and then puke in my mouth. Mmm mmm good. The torture scenes were pretty brutal, but the poop eating was what really made me queasy. An updated version of this movie would be cool, as now they could make those torture scenes even more fucked up.

                                                  I also watched Cannibal Holocaust

Meh. I always heard this was one of the most fucked up movies ever, but it wasn't that great. I think the most disturbing thing was the turtle scene. I want one of those chicks on a stick for my front yard :P

Theirs some more that I need to watch, but thats all for now.

What movies would you guys recommend? I mean the most fucked up movie you can think of!

Let me know in a comment.

Have a good day folks.

Monday, September 13, 2010

making trippy fractal art

Just started using Apophysis and I love it. Pretty easy to set up but it takes awhile to understand how to make something cool.

A few examples of what you can make with apophysis:

Here's some tutorials to get started


You can download the program here>>>>  Apophysis 2.09

Leave a comment if you need help with anything, or a link to your art you made :)


Sunday, September 12, 2010


Just watched Machete. Not as good as I thought it would be, but still pretty cool. Lindsay Lohan titties a plus. Not sure about the message though... I mean, immigrants shouldn't be allowed to just mosey on into the country but the shooting of random illegals was kind of fucked up. Anyway, I think that Danny Trejo should be in more movies, he's one b.a.m.f..

Just look at that mean mug. Hopefully he gets more parts after this.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

old sickopath article

Found this in an old text file I had on my computer. Anyone remember this guy? OG troll.

When I Become Dictator of the World

This will be a never ending theme. Once I finally have control of the entire world, these rules will take the place of the ones you currently live by. Check back often for new updates, your life could depend on it.
When I become dictator of the world...
...all drugs will be legal. In fact, it will be illegal to NOT have drugs. If a cop pulls you over and searches your car and he doesn't find drugs, you go to jail. If this happens three times, you get the death penalty. None of this life sentence crap, and no appeals either. Three strikes and yer dead.
...sports will be illegal. You can't play sports, watch sports, or talk about sports. If I perfect my mind-reading machine before I take over, you won't be allowed to think about sports. I'm not talking about combat sports like boxing, kick-boxing, Ultimate Fighting, etc. Any activity where the sole purpose is to hurt your opponent will be fully endorsed in my regime. But all sports that use a ball or puck or stick or net are illegal. Same with things like auto racing, track & field, swimming, and the so called X-treme sports. None of it's allowed. The only sport that will be legal is curling. That's right, that stupid game with the brooms and rocks. Enjoy your sport. Also, no one may wear clothes with team logos, or have sports stickers on their cars. If you break these rules you get the death penalty on the spot with no trial. The olympics will still be held every four years, but all the athletes will be killed during the opening ceremonies. The special olympics will continue as usual, because nothing is funnier than watching retards trying to act normal. one can have kids unless they get express written permission from me. If a woman gets pregnant without permission, she gets kicked in the stomach until the fetus stops breathing. Then she gets her uterus surgically removed with no anesthetic. Betcha a lot less women 'forget' to take their pill after this law goes into effect. If you're thinking of trying to get written permission, forget about it. It ain't happening. You're too lame to be allowed to reproduce. Still want to try? Here's a few prerequisites you should be aware of:
1) Ugly people may not have children. If you don't know if you're ugly, you are.
2) People with an I.Q. less than the temperature of the room may not have children. If you think I.Q. tests are an unfair measure of intelligence, you probably got a low score on one.
3) People who believe in God may not have children. Even I'm not sick enough to take an open mind and fill it with that nonsense.
4) People who make less than $50,000 a year may not have children. How you gonna buy the kid a Playstation and buy drugs for yourself on less than 50 grand?
5) People who don't speak English may not have children. English is the only language that matters because I speak English. How are your kids gonna follow my rules if they can't speak English? This also includes people who know how to speak the language, but choose not to (Ebonics anyone?).
6) People who don't own guns may not have children. How is your kid supposed to shoot up his school if he can't use your gun? How are they supposed to shoot themselves if they can't use your gun? We don't want our kids having to get their guns on the streets.
7) People who were sad when Princess Diana and JFK Jr. died may not have children. If you're so wrapped up in a lame fantasy where these people were your friends, you're way too out of it to raise a child.
8) People who don't have internet access may not have children. How else is your child supposed to see hard-core sex and autopsy photos? The neighborhood pedophile can't be everywhere at once people. With the internet, pedophiles from other neighborhoods can help pick up the slack. While we're at it, you must have cable or satellite TV service also. Your kids won't always be on the net, and they'll have to get sex and violence somewhere.
9) People who don't like Howard Stern may not have children. Only up-tight morons with no sense of humor don't like Howard. People with no sense of humor should not have kids. BaBa Booey!
10) People who want children may not have children. Anyone who wants children is lame, and lame people shouldn't have kids.
That's just a basic outline. The final decision is still up to me and will be based on a myriad of subjective criteria that changes at my whim. I guess the bottom line is that NO ONE may have children.
...there will be no restrictions of any kind placed on the content of TV and radio shows. Anything goes. There will be a channel devoted to each of the 600 perverted passions the Marquis de Sade spoke of in 'The 120 Days of Sodom'. One thousand channels of complete nastyness, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Hell, they could even say the dreaded "F" word on the radio. Well, that might be going a little too far.
...if you really can't stand a person, you're allowed to kill them. You don't even need a good reason, just go ahead and wax 'em. The only exception to this rule is that no one is allowed to kill me. That would suck.
...abortion will be legal up to 18 years after the child is born. After that, you can't abort them. You may however, as per the above rule, kill them.
...the public library will start stocking pornography and all Bibles will be removed from all hotel rooms.
...the legal drinking age will be 'old enough to swallow'. Anyone physically capable of injesting liquid may drink. It will no longer be a crime to drink and drive. It will however, be a crime to drink and drive and crash. Unless, of course, you meant to crash.
...everyone who has a stupid tattoo will be held down while someone cuts it off with a rusty razor blade. If you're not sure if you have a stupid tattoo, use this simple formula: if the tattoo is somewhere on your skin, it's stupid.
...everyone who has any body piercings will have them yanked out one by one and feces rubbed in the wounds. Everyone who has no piercings will be forced to get nipple rings.
...religion will not be permitted. If your life is so boring that you think church is fun, maybe it's time you met your maker. Our crack staff of murdering thugs will be more than happy to send you on your way at no charge to you or your family. If you insist on worshipping something, worship me. I can't offer eternal life, but I can save you from eternally having no life.
...most music will be outlawed. The only music allowed will be Death Metal and Classical music. But you don't like those kinds of music, you say? Good.
...the work week will only be 1 hour long. If you don't feel like working that much, that's fine too. That's only for the cool people. Lame people will be forced to work 100 hour weeks with no days off, ever! How do you know if you're cool or not? Very simple. If you agree with all the rules in this essay, you're cool. If you've been reading this and thinking how horrible it would be to live in a society governed by these rules, you're lame.
...society will be divided into 2 different groups. As alluded to in the last rule, these will be the Cool People and the Lame People. Cool People get to do whatever they want, whenever they feel like doing it. They get first place in lines, the closest parking spaces, and don't have to work or pay taxes. The Lame People will do all the work, and must yield to the will of the Cool People. Lame People will be given no rights and can expect to suffer greatly. This is what they get for being lame. In order to tell who is in what class, all Lame People will have the letter "L" branded on their forehead.
...if you're in line waiting to buy something, and the person in front of you is taking too much time by asking stupid questions, you may grab that person, slap the crap out of them, and push them out of your way. They must then go to the end of the line. This includes people who fill out their deposit information right at the ATM, instead of doing it before they left the house.
...if you are driving your car, it's legal to run over people who are in the street. Those stupid roller-hockey kids won't get out of your way? No problem, just step on the gas and waste their ass. Some idiot riding a bike too far out in your lane? A flick of your wrist will waste that bitch! If you're chasing someone down and they run up on someone's lawn, you're allowed to jump the curb and go after them if you want to. If you have a big enough car or truck, you can also hit people on motorcycles. Speaking of motorcycles, it will be illegal to ride a motorcycle while wearing a helmet. When your dumb ass hits the pavement at 75 mph, we don't want any protection between the pavement and your thick head. Born to be Stupid. Also, if you own a motorcycle, and you sit in your driveway and rev the engine over and over and over again but don't drive it anywhere, you will be beaten to death with a lead pipe.
...everyone who thinks neckties are a good idea will be hung with one.
...everyone who thinks pornography is bad will be forced to watch the sickest porno flicks from around the world non-stop until they die.
...all electrical outlets will be redesigned with receptacles the size of a small child's finger. All cleaning products, bug sprays, perscription drugs, and drain openers will taste like candy and must be stored in unlocked cabinets on the bottom shelf. one will be allowed to water their lawns. This is a waste of water. If your lawn dies, that's tough. Move where it rains if you want a stupid lawn. Also, you can only mow your lawn between 2-3 pm on tuesday. No more of the constant rattle of lawn mowers all summer long. But you're at work between 2-3, you say? Too bad, so sad. Anyone breaking these rules may be shot in the head by any neighbor that feels like doing it.
...if you keep your dog outside and it barks all the time, you will be killed and your body will be ground up into bite-size pieces. These pieces will be fed to your dog. Then your dog will be killed.'ll be legal to drive around and shoot people who are jogging, walking the dog, riding their bike, rollerblading, sitting on their front porch, or planting flowers in their yard. Go in the house you boring bastards, I can't stand the sight of ya!
...anyone wearing a backwards baseball cap or trousers two times too big will be tied to a chair and set on fire. If I see underwear above the belt-line, you get beaten first, then set on fire.
...any guy wearing perfume must get breast implants and have his sex organs removed. What's that you say? It's not perfume, it's cologne? Same thing, you fool! It's stinky shit in a little bottle you use so people can't tell how bad you naturally smell. Perfume is for girls, and if you want to smell like a girl, you're gonna have to look like one too. Same goes for scented deodorants. There's an oxymoron for ya. It should be called a reodorant. By the way, females won't be allowed to wear perfume either. If they do, they will be demoted to the Lame People class.
...all vegetarians will be forced to eat raw meat until they puke. Then they'll be forced to eat the puke.
...alarm clocks will no longer be legal. These sick little torture devices are responsible for more misery than the rack, the iron maiden, and the cat-o-nine tails combined. On second thought, alarm clocks will be used to torment the Lame People.
...there will no longer be an offical speed limit. The only limit is how fast your vehicle is capable of going. If this increases accident rates, tough! In fact, I really hope it does.
...people driving a car or pick-up truck with one or more of the following stickers will be shot: 'No Fear', 'NIN', 'My kid is an honor role student at...', 'D.A.R.E.', 'Baby on Board', 'Easy Does It', 'Heath Beach', 'Mean People Suck', 'One Day at a Time', the kid pissing on the Ford logo, anything Taz, anything about Jesus, anything Harley Davidson, anything political, anything about hunting or fishing, and anything about your pets.
...people driving a mini-van, stickers or not, will be shot. will be legal to kill the guy who works the drive-thru window at the fast food place if they get your order wrong. Forget my fries, you die! Gimmie the wrong pop, I pop a cap in your ass! Gimmie chicken instead of beef, I shoot you in the teeth! It will also be legal to shoot the cook if your food is over-cooked or there's too much mayo oozing out the sides of your burger. On the flip side, if you're being a rude dick to the people who work at the fast food place, it's legal for them to spit/piss/puke/shit/ejaculate in your food as they see fit. will be illegal to send money to those 'save the starving children' funds. What a load of crap. When you send money to those things, all you do is keep the kids alive just long enough for them to have kids of their own. Then your kids end up sending those kids money, who in turn have THEIR own kids, so YOUR grandkids send them money... Get the picture? If you really care, SEND NO MONEY and let them die to prevent the suffering of future generations. In fact, the only legal charity will be called 'Kill the Children'. We'll send them candy bars laced with poison and teddy bears infected with some cool new disease. Everyone will be expected to donate.
...if you own a swimming pool, you may not make any noise while using it. No splashing, no jumping, no yelling, and no laughing. Anyone who so much as WHISPERS the words 'Marco' or 'Polo' will be thrown into a new pool filled with boiling water, razor blades, and electric eels. This will be the only pool you're allowed to make noise in. will be illegal to have a family gathering where everyone wears the same T-shirt. If you break this rule, I'll be happy to add matching bullet holes to your matching shirts. will be illegal to be really, really fat. Anyone who breaks this rule will be locked in a room with no food until they are no longer in violation of the rule. will be illegal to NOT beat your kids. They should be beaten before breakfast and at bedtime. You know damn well they deserve it.
...there will be new faces put on money. The $1 bill will have MY picture on it. The $2 will have two big tits! The $5 bill will have John Wayne Gacy. The $10 bill will have Ted Bundy. Albert Fish will appear on the $20 bill. Jason Vorhees will be on the 50, and the Marquis de Sade on the 100. The $500 bill will have a skull and crossbones and the $1000 will have another picture of me. The words "In God We Trust" will be replaced with "In Sade We Trust". Coin money won't have pictures on it, just it's denomination. And you can forget about that fucking ugly dollar coin with that indian chick and her stupid baby on it; that thing is SO gone. You know damn well that even people who hate these changes will still want the money!
...public display of affection will not be allowed. No kissing. no hand holding, no lovey-dovey sweet talk. Couples who walk real close together with a hand in each other's back pocket will be stabbed with a large knife until they die. Then their bodies will be sewn together so they can rot together. Also, women will not be allowed to breast-feed in restaurants. I don't want to see a stupid baby eating better than I am!
...arson will be legal. Yeah Yeah, Fire Fire!!!!
...prostitution will be legal. In the words of the brilliant George Carlin, "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?". Never fear George, it will be. Also, the age of consent will be lowered to 5 years old. Of course, you can still fuck your own kids no matter how old they are.
...T.V. stations will no longer be allowed to display their station logo in the bottom cornor of the screen during a show. Movie theaters will not be allowed to show commercials before the movie. Tele-marketers will be herded together and pushed off the edge of a cliff.
...if a child commits a crime and gets caught, the parents will receive the same punishment as the child. But that's not fair, you say? Hey, if you never had a dumb kid in the first place, it wouldn't be around to commit crimes! Just because you CAN reproduce, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

More rules will be added when I think of them. Even if a rule isn't here, that's no excuse for breaking it. If I outlaw something tomorrow that you did yesterday, you're still guilty.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

nostalgia tiem

Used to love this shit.

hungarian suicide song

Gloomy Sunday Wiki

Surprised I never heard of this before. Supposedly, alot of people killed themselves after listening to it. Some had the sheet music still in their hands, some still had the music playing when their bodies were discovered, and others just referenced the song in their suicide note. Even the guy who wrote it killed himself. Of course, it's bull shit, but pretty interesting nonetheless.

Here is one english translation of the lyrics:

Gloomy Sunday with a hundred white flowers
I was waiting for you my dearest with a prayer
A Sunday morning, chasing after my dreams
The carriage of my sorrow returned to me without you
It is since then that my Sundays have been forever sad
Tears my only drink, the sorrow my bread...

Gloomy Sunday

This last Sunday, my darling please come to me
There'll be a priest, a coffin, a catafalque and a winding-sheet
There'll be flowers for you, flowers and a coffin
Under the blossoming trees it will be my last journey
My eyes will be open, so that I could see you for a last time
Don't be afraid of my eyes, I'm blessing you even in my death...

The last Sunday

Wednesday, September 08, 2010


Here's something I found How to Answer the 64 Toughest Interview Questions
And here's a link to one of my favorite flash games dat boy needs therapy

Might go see Machete today.. was watching a video on another bloggers site and saw some of the scenes and they were brutal.

Love this shit


I haven't updated this in years. Hmm... what to write about...
Well, out of nowhere I went into a downloading frenzy and got all the seasons of kenan and kel, animaniacs, doug, and The Walking Dead comic series. Looking forward to the Walking Dead show coming out soon. Looks badass.


I'm tired, goin to bed. Will start updating more, so follow please ;D