tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-327232812024-02-07T02:08:20.346-06:00Did ya hear what I just heard?Just random interesting shit I find, nostalgic bits and reviews.gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-51279351561579551632011-01-28T15:16:00.001-06:002011-01-28T15:21:45.527-06:00Good stuff :)<div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This is the amazing story of social worker, Julio Diaz, who was on his way home one evening. His normal routine was to get off the train one stop early, to visit his local diner.</span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The station platform was empty, but as he was walking towards the stairs something dramatic and unexpected happened.</span></div><div style="float: right; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;"></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Suddenly a young teenager came up to Julio, pulled a knife and demanded money.</span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Julio just handed over his wallet, saying: “Here you go”.</span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But as the teenager turned to go, Julio said: <strong>“Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”</strong></span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/player/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=89164759&m=89176753/" style="text-decoration: underline;" target="_blank">story unfolds</a> with Julio offering to take the teenager to the diner to eat with him. He explains: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money… I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”</span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">When they have finished eating, Julio asks for his wallet back in order to pay for the meal. He then offers to give the teenager $20 in exchange for one thing…</span></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">His knife.</span></strong></div><div style="font-size: 1.05em; line-height: 16px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></span><span style="font-size: small;">There's a hot cocktail waitress coming around. Should I ask to see her tits? Maybe I shouldn't. I don't know if it's acceptable. If I see her show her tits to someone else, then I'll ask, but not until then. For now, I'll just be casual and play it cool. I'll probably have to order a drink from her. What should I order? They probably don't have Natty Ice here. I guess I should go with some kind of sophisticated mixed drink. I'm not used to those. I don't really know what anything is. Shit, the waitress is almost over here. Okay, don't panic. Just think for a second. I just need to remember the name of one mixed drink. That's it. Dammit, with all these titties around here, it's hard to remember anything except how great that pair of titties that I just saw was. Speaking of titties, that stripper on stage has a nice rack. What did the creepy DJ guy say her name was? I think it was Mary. It was either Mary or Ecstasy, I can't remember which one. Oh! Bloody Mary! That's a kind of drink, right? Yeah, that's what I'll order. Yes! Thank you, Mary or Ecstasy, whatever your name is. Yeah, Bloody Mary. That's totally something that a sophisticated, strip club-experienced, over-seventeen year old would drink. C'mon cocktail waitress, I'm ready for you!<br />
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Damn. 18 fuckin' dollars for a Bloody Mary. I'm such an idiot. Bloody Mary's are probably the most expensive mixed drink you can order. Whatever. I wonder why she asked me if I knew that it was night time. Of course I know that! What a weirdo. She's probably on drugs or something. I heard that a lot of strippers are tits tits tits tits. <em>Holy fuck</em>. Perfect tits coming right this way. God damn, that stripper is hot as hell. She's super glittery, too. She's glittered to impress tonight. Oh my god, she's looking right at me. She's coming over here. Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck do I do?! Okay, play it cool. Act casual. Maybe I should try to make my voice a little deeper, so I seem more mature. Okay, she's sitting on my lap now. This is good. This is very good. She smells like Fruit Snacks. <em>OH MY GOD</em>. Is she serious?! Of <em>course</em> I want a fucking lap dance! Who would say no to a lap dance from a Fruit Snack-scented stripper?! This is the best night of my life!<br />
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I just decided to order internets so I won't have to use the neighbors anymore and can stop using my laptop so much, since it's slow as shit. <br />
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So I randomly found this website the other day and I'm not sure if its legit. Anyone ever order from <a href="http://www.dealextreme.com/">dealextreme.com</a> ? They have all kinds of shit for cheap and with free shipping but not sure if I'd end up getting any of the stuff I order, haha. <br />
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will start updating more sooon.gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-91365764575239246962010-09-20T11:40:00.000-05:002010-09-20T11:40:18.887-05:00A new Bill and Ted movie?!/1<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQn7ru2RNVvgadoX4hezLHXy4NzaSpm4yM02TDFgjkp1CQNoOsshH-wwP5ded9PGsOqPiWLOTs161uoLsC36MgERiOlP6l8BF9wh8oPYu41dEwmuuoHcN6N67pntg-xVdw8DvK7g/s1600/bill_and_ted.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQn7ru2RNVvgadoX4hezLHXy4NzaSpm4yM02TDFgjkp1CQNoOsshH-wwP5ded9PGsOqPiWLOTs161uoLsC36MgERiOlP6l8BF9wh8oPYu41dEwmuuoHcN6N67pntg-xVdw8DvK7g/s320/bill_and_ted.jpg" /></a></div>Just read that Keanu Reeves said that it's possible that their might be a new Bill and Ted sequel being made sometime in the future.He also wants to reprise his roll as Ted Logan. Pretty funny to think about a 46 year old Keanu playing Ted again. It would be cool to bring back the greatest movie duo for a new generation of kids :) I'll be looking forward to seeing what they do with this new movie. That is, if it's ever made.<br />
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Enjoy the rest of your weekend!gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-71435645697697562562010-09-16T17:35:00.000-05:002010-09-16T17:35:20.060-05:00fiending for a cigI quit smoking today. Decided last night I'd start today. It sucks. Though I did pick up some snus to try, and it helps a little, but I'd rather not start doing it everyday. Replacing lung cancer with mouth cancer, lol.<br />
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This helps a little. Knowing I'll at least be able to breath and all that again. haha. Also looking at pictures of lung cancer infested lungs seems to help a bit too.<br />
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Woman using 21 different accents :P<br />
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Meh. I always heard this was one of the most fucked up movies ever, but it wasn't that great. I think the most disturbing thing was the turtle scene. I want one of those chicks on a stick for my front yard :P<br />
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A few examples of what you can make with apophysis:<br />
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Here's some tutorials to get started<br />
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<a href="http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/fractal/tutorials/#/d1sq0eh">1---</a><br />
<a href="http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/fractal/tutorials/#/d6f2y0">2---</a><br />
<a href="http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/fractal/tutorials/#/dk9err">3--- </a><br />
<a href="http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/fractal/tutorials/#/d10tw7r">4---</a><br />
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You can download the program here>>>> <a href="http://sourceforge.net/projects/apophysis/">Apophysis 2.09</a><br />
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Leave a comment if you need help with anything, or a link to your art you made :)<br />
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Goodluck!gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-49602653607203270302010-09-12T15:57:00.000-05:002010-09-12T15:57:06.255-05:00MacheteJust watched Machete. Not as good as I thought it would be, but still pretty cool. Lindsay Lohan titties a plus. Not sure about the message though... I mean, immigrants <i>shouldn't</i> be allowed to just mosey on into the country but the shooting of random illegals was kind of fucked up. Anyway, I think that Danny Trejo should be in more movies, he's one b.a.m.f.. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg61lLeo55iYqkGvy9pH95AxGNL8qrzE4-REsjral0cZ-aB3mcX2L2zGdZq8ensKltbkX9GdUzsWkx5Hf9sqvX14N5l6PRLkWh8P2zMmVHGFEa9IkUXxKY2yGLS4QY2hH0fIB8I6A/s1600/10155875_gal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg61lLeo55iYqkGvy9pH95AxGNL8qrzE4-REsjral0cZ-aB3mcX2L2zGdZq8ensKltbkX9GdUzsWkx5Hf9sqvX14N5l6PRLkWh8P2zMmVHGFEa9IkUXxKY2yGLS4QY2hH0fIB8I6A/s320/10155875_gal.jpg" /></a></div>Just look at that mean mug. Hopefully he gets more parts after this.gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-51225012326442301342010-09-11T01:03:00.000-05:002010-09-11T01:03:59.197-05:00old sickopath articleFound this in an old text file I had on my computer. Anyone remember this guy? OG troll.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><strong>When I Become Dictator of the World </strong></span> <span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">This will be a never ending theme. Once I finally have control of the entire world, these rules will take the place of the ones you currently live by. Check back often for new updates, your life could depend on it.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">When I become dictator of the world... </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...all drugs will be legal. In fact, it will be illegal to NOT have drugs. If a cop pulls you over and searches your car and he doesn't find drugs, you go to jail. If this happens three times, you get the death penalty. None of this life sentence crap, and no appeals either. Three strikes and yer dead. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...sports will be illegal. You can't play sports, watch sports, or talk about sports. If I perfect my mind-reading machine before I take over, you won't be allowed to think about sports. I'm not talking about combat sports like boxing, kick-boxing, Ultimate Fighting, etc. Any activity where the sole purpose is to hurt your opponent will be fully endorsed in my regime. But all sports that use a ball or puck or stick or net are illegal. Same with things like auto racing, track & field, swimming, and the so called X-treme sports. None of it's allowed. The only sport that will be legal is curling. That's right, that stupid game with the brooms and rocks. Enjoy your sport. Also, no one may wear clothes with team logos, or have sports stickers on their cars. If you break these rules you get the death penalty on the spot with no trial. The olympics will still be held every four years, but all the athletes will be killed during the opening ceremonies. The special olympics will continue as usual, because nothing is funnier than watching retards trying to act normal. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...no one can have kids unless they get express written permission from me. If a woman gets pregnant without permission, she gets kicked in the stomach until the fetus stops breathing. Then she gets her uterus surgically removed with no anesthetic. Betcha a lot less women 'forget' to take their pill after this law goes into effect. If you're thinking of trying to get written permission, forget about it. It ain't happening. You're too lame to be allowed to reproduce. Still want to try? Here's a few prerequisites you should be aware of:</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">1) Ugly people may not have children. If you don't know if you're ugly, you are.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">2) People with an I.Q. less than the temperature of the room may not have children. If you think I.Q. tests are an unfair measure of intelligence, you probably got a low score on one.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">3) People who believe in God may not have children. Even I'm not sick enough to take an open mind and fill it with that nonsense.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">4) People who make less than $50,000 a year may not have children. How you gonna buy the kid a Playstation and buy drugs for yourself on less than 50 grand?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">5) People who don't speak English may not have children. English is the only language that matters because I speak English. How are your kids gonna follow my rules if they can't speak English? This also includes people who know how to speak the language, but choose not to (Ebonics anyone?).</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">6) People who don't own guns may not have children. How is your kid supposed to shoot up his school if he can't use your gun? How are they supposed to shoot themselves if they can't use your gun? We don't want our kids having to get their guns on the streets.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">7) People who were sad when Princess Diana and JFK Jr. died may not have children. If you're so wrapped up in a lame fantasy where these people were your friends, you're way too out of it to raise a child.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">8) People who don't have internet access may not have children. How else is your child supposed to see hard-core sex and autopsy photos? The neighborhood pedophile can't be everywhere at once people. With the internet, pedophiles from other neighborhoods can help pick up the slack. While we're at it, you must have cable or satellite TV service also. Your kids won't always be on the net, and they'll have to get sex and violence somewhere.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">9) People who don't like Howard Stern may not have children. Only up-tight morons with no sense of humor don't like Howard. People with no sense of humor should not have kids. BaBa Booey!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">10) People who want children may not have children. Anyone who wants children is lame, and lame people shouldn't have kids.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">That's just a basic outline. The final decision is still up to me and will be based on a myriad of subjective criteria that changes at my whim. I guess the bottom line is that NO ONE may have children. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...there will be no restrictions of any kind placed on the content of TV and radio shows. Anything goes. There will be a channel devoted to each of the 600 perverted passions the Marquis de Sade spoke of in 'The 120 Days of Sodom'. One thousand channels of complete nastyness, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Hell, they could even say the dreaded "F" word on the radio. Well, that might be going a little too far. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if you really can't stand a person, you're allowed to kill them. You don't even need a good reason, just go ahead and wax 'em. The only exception to this rule is that no one is allowed to kill me. That would suck. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...abortion will be legal up to 18 years after the child is born. After that, you can't abort them. You may however, as per the above rule, kill them. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...the public library will start stocking pornography and all Bibles will be removed from all hotel rooms. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...the legal drinking age will be 'old enough to swallow'. Anyone physically capable of injesting liquid may drink. It will no longer be a crime to drink and drive. It will however, be a crime to drink and drive and crash. Unless, of course, you meant to crash. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...everyone who has a stupid tattoo will be held down while someone cuts it off with a rusty razor blade. If you're not sure if you have a stupid tattoo, use this simple formula: if the tattoo is somewhere on your skin, it's stupid. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...everyone who has any body piercings will have them yanked out one by one and feces rubbed in the wounds. Everyone who has no piercings will be forced to get nipple rings. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...religion will not be permitted. If your life is so boring that you think church is fun, maybe it's time you met your maker. Our crack staff of murdering thugs will be more than happy to send you on your way at no charge to you or your family. If you insist on worshipping something, worship me. I can't offer eternal life, but I can save you from eternally having no life. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...most music will be outlawed. The only music allowed will be Death Metal and Classical music. But you don't like those kinds of music, you say? Good. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...the work week will only be 1 hour long. If you don't feel like working that much, that's fine too. That's only for the cool people. Lame people will be forced to work 100 hour weeks with no days off, ever! How do you know if you're cool or not? Very simple. If you agree with all the rules in this essay, you're cool. If you've been reading this and thinking how horrible it would be to live in a society governed by these rules, you're lame. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...society will be divided into 2 different groups. As alluded to in the last rule, these will be the Cool People and the Lame People. Cool People get to do whatever they want, whenever they feel like doing it. They get first place in lines, the closest parking spaces, and don't have to work or pay taxes. The Lame People will do all the work, and must yield to the will of the Cool People. Lame People will be given no rights and can expect to suffer greatly. This is what they get for being lame. In order to tell who is in what class, all Lame People will have the letter "L" branded on their forehead. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if you're in line waiting to buy something, and the person in front of you is taking too much time by asking stupid questions, you may grab that person, slap the crap out of them, and push them out of your way. They must then go to the end of the line. This includes people who fill out their deposit information right at the ATM, instead of doing it before they left the house. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if you are driving your car, it's legal to run over people who are in the street. Those stupid roller-hockey kids won't get out of your way? No problem, just step on the gas and waste their ass. Some idiot riding a bike too far out in your lane? A flick of your wrist will waste that bitch! If you're chasing someone down and they run up on someone's lawn, you're allowed to jump the curb and go after them if you want to. If you have a big enough car or truck, you can also hit people on motorcycles. Speaking of motorcycles, it will be illegal to ride a motorcycle while wearing a helmet. When your dumb ass hits the pavement at 75 mph, we don't want any protection between the pavement and your thick head. Born to be Stupid. Also, if you own a motorcycle, and you sit in your driveway and rev the engine over and over and over again but don't drive it anywhere, you will be beaten to death with a lead pipe. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...everyone who thinks neckties are a good idea will be hung with one. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...everyone who thinks pornography is bad will be forced to watch the sickest porno flicks from around the world non-stop until they die. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...all electrical outlets will be redesigned with receptacles the size of a small child's finger. All cleaning products, bug sprays, perscription drugs, and drain openers will taste like candy and must be stored in unlocked cabinets on the bottom shelf. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...no one will be allowed to water their lawns. This is a waste of water. If your lawn dies, that's tough. Move where it rains if you want a stupid lawn. Also, you can only mow your lawn between 2-3 pm on tuesday. No more of the constant rattle of lawn mowers all summer long. But you're at work between 2-3, you say? Too bad, so sad. Anyone breaking these rules may be shot in the head by any neighbor that feels like doing it. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if you keep your dog outside and it barks all the time, you will be killed and your body will be ground up into bite-size pieces. These pieces will be fed to your dog. Then your dog will be killed. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it'll be legal to drive around and shoot people who are jogging, walking the dog, riding their bike, rollerblading, sitting on their front porch, or planting flowers in their yard. Go in the house you boring bastards, I can't stand the sight of ya! </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...anyone wearing a backwards baseball cap or trousers two times too big will be tied to a chair and set on fire. If I see underwear above the belt-line, you get beaten first, then set on fire. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...any guy wearing perfume must get breast implants and have his sex organs removed. What's that you say? It's not perfume, it's cologne? Same thing, you fool! It's stinky shit in a little bottle you use so people can't tell how bad you naturally smell. Perfume is for girls, and if you want to smell like a girl, you're gonna have to look like one too. Same goes for scented deodorants. There's an oxymoron for ya. It should be called a reodorant. By the way, females won't be allowed to wear perfume either. If they do, they will be demoted to the Lame People class. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...all vegetarians will be forced to eat raw meat until they puke. Then they'll be forced to eat the puke. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...alarm clocks will no longer be legal. These sick little torture devices are responsible for more misery than the rack, the iron maiden, and the cat-o-nine tails combined. On second thought, alarm clocks will be used to torment the Lame People. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...there will no longer be an offical speed limit. The only limit is how fast your vehicle is capable of going. If this increases accident rates, tough! In fact, I really hope it does. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...people driving a car or pick-up truck with one or more of the following stickers will be shot: 'No Fear', 'NIN', 'My kid is an honor role student at...', 'D.A.R.E.', 'Baby on Board', 'Easy Does It', 'Heath Beach', 'Mean People Suck', 'One Day at a Time', the kid pissing on the Ford logo, anything Taz, anything about Jesus, anything Harley Davidson, anything political, anything about hunting or fishing, and anything about your pets. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...people driving a mini-van, stickers or not, will be shot. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it will be legal to kill the guy who works the drive-thru window at the fast food place if they get your order wrong. Forget my fries, you die! Gimmie the wrong pop, I pop a cap in your ass! Gimmie chicken instead of beef, I shoot you in the teeth! It will also be legal to shoot the cook if your food is over-cooked or there's too much mayo oozing out the sides of your burger. On the flip side, if you're being a rude dick to the people who work at the fast food place, it's legal for them to spit/piss/puke/shit/ejaculate in your food as they see fit. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it will be illegal to send money to those 'save the starving children' funds. What a load of crap. When you send money to those things, all you do is keep the kids alive just long enough for them to have kids of their own. Then your kids end up sending those kids money, who in turn have THEIR own kids, so YOUR grandkids send them money... Get the picture? If you really care, SEND NO MONEY and let them die to prevent the suffering of future generations. In fact, the only legal charity will be called 'Kill the Children'. We'll send them candy bars laced with poison and teddy bears infected with some cool new disease. Everyone will be expected to donate. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if you own a swimming pool, you may not make any noise while using it. No splashing, no jumping, no yelling, and no laughing. Anyone who so much as WHISPERS the words 'Marco' or 'Polo' will be thrown into a new pool filled with boiling water, razor blades, and electric eels. This will be the only pool you're allowed to make noise in. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it will be illegal to have a family gathering where everyone wears the same T-shirt. If you break this rule, I'll be happy to add matching bullet holes to your matching shirts. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it will be illegal to be really, really fat. Anyone who breaks this rule will be locked in a room with no food until they are no longer in violation of the rule. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...it will be illegal to NOT beat your kids. They should be beaten before breakfast and at bedtime. You know damn well they deserve it. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...there will be new faces put on money. The $1 bill will have MY picture on it. The $2 will have two big tits! The $5 bill will have John Wayne Gacy. The $10 bill will have Ted Bundy. Albert Fish will appear on the $20 bill. Jason Vorhees will be on the 50, and the Marquis de Sade on the 100. The $500 bill will have a skull and crossbones and the $1000 will have another picture of me. The words "In God We Trust" will be replaced with "In Sade We Trust". Coin money won't have pictures on it, just it's denomination. And you can forget about that fucking ugly dollar coin with that indian chick and her stupid baby on it; that thing is SO gone. You know damn well that even people who hate these changes will still want the money! </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...public display of affection will not be allowed. No kissing. no hand holding, no lovey-dovey sweet talk. Couples who walk real close together with a hand in each other's back pocket will be stabbed with a large knife until they die. Then their bodies will be sewn together so they can rot together. Also, women will not be allowed to breast-feed in restaurants. I don't want to see a stupid baby eating better than I am! </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...arson will be legal. Yeah Yeah, Fire Fire!!!! </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...prostitution will be legal. In the words of the brilliant George Carlin, "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?". Never fear George, it will be. Also, the age of consent will be lowered to 5 years old. Of course, you can still fuck your own kids no matter how old they are. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...T.V. stations will no longer be allowed to display their station logo in the bottom cornor of the screen during a show. Movie theaters will not be allowed to show commercials before the movie. Tele-marketers will be herded together and pushed off the edge of a cliff. </span> <br />
<span style="font-size: small;">...if a child commits a crime and gets caught, the parents will receive the same punishment as the child. But that's not fair, you say? Hey, if you never had a dumb kid in the first place, it wouldn't be around to commit crimes! Just because you CAN reproduce, doesn't mean you SHOULD. <br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">More rules will be added when I think of them. Even if a rule isn't here, that's no excuse for breaking it. If I outlaw something tomorrow that you did yesterday, you're still guilty.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">-SICKOPATH </span><br />
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Supposedly, alot of people killed themselves after listening to it. Some had the sheet music still in their hands, some still had the music playing when their bodies were discovered, and others just referenced the song in their suicide note. Even the guy who wrote it killed himself. Of course, it's bull shit, but pretty interesting nonetheless. <br /><br />Here is one english translation of the lyrics:<br /><br /><p>Gloomy Sunday with a hundred white flowers<br />I was waiting for you my dearest with a prayer<br />A Sunday morning, chasing after my dreams<br />The carriage of my sorrow returned to me without you<br />It is since then that my Sundays have been forever sad<br />Tears my only drink, the sorrow my bread...<br /><br />Gloomy Sunday<br /></p> <div class="poem"> <p>This last Sunday, my darling please come to me<br />There'll be a priest, a coffin, a catafalque and a winding-sheet<br />There'll be flowers for you, flowers and a coffin<br />Under the blossoming trees it will be my last journey<br />My eyes will be open, so that I could see you for a last time<br />Don't be afraid of my eyes, I'm blessing you even in my death...<br /><br />The last Sunday</p> </div>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-72289005643128975292010-09-08T10:40:00.002-05:002010-09-08T10:52:31.352-05:00erpdederpHere's something I found <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/17224384/How-to-Answer-the-64-toughest-interview-question">How to Answer the 64 Toughest Interview Questions </a> <br />And here's a link to one of my favorite flash games <a href="http://www.kongregate.com/games/2DArray/the-company-of-myself">dat boy needs therapy</a><br /><br />Might go see Machete today.. was watching a video on another bloggers site and saw some of the scenes and they were brutal.<br /><br /><br />Love this shit<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TQuqeLBTetA?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TQuqeLBTetA?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-64076800524518672082010-09-08T03:04:00.004-05:002010-09-08T22:51:00.665-05:00jeezI haven't updated this in years. Hmm... what to write about...<br />Well, out of nowhere I went into a downloading frenzy and got all the seasons of kenan and kel, animaniacs, doug, and The Walking Dead comic series. Looking forward to the Walking Dead show coming out soon. Looks badass.<br /><br /><object height="385" width="640"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yg46DWI_fCE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yg46DWI_fCE?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="640"></embed></object><br /><br />.<br /><br />I'm tired, goin to bed. Will start updating more, so follow please ;Dgooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-59367950468602064712007-04-20T11:37:00.001-05:002007-04-20T11:37:00.074-05:0029 Predictions For The Year 2000 (Written in 1900)The Ladies Home Journal from December 1900, which contained a fascinating article by John Elfreth Watkins, Jr. “What May Happen in the Next Hundred Years”.<br></br><br></br><a href='http://www.yorktownhistory.org/homepages/1900_predictions.htm'>read more</a> | <a href='http://digg.com/offbeat_news/29_Predictions_For_The_Year_2000_Written_in_1900'>digg story</a>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-32713339677230358162007-04-17T13:05:00.000-05:002007-04-17T13:08:52.940-05:00the worst shooting rampage in modern U.S. history.<span class="storytext"><blockquote> A tranquil college campus in Virginia became a killing field Monday morning. At least 33 people are dead in the worst mass shooting in modern American history.<br />Click the links to learn more about it.<br /></blockquote><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3045574"><br />Newstory</a><br /><br /></span><h1><a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/bal-students0416,0,803874.story?coll=bal-nationworld-headlines"><span style="font-size:85%;">'I don't think my teacher got out'</span></a></h1>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-45159495431393869752007-04-03T00:55:00.001-05:002007-04-03T00:55:44.009-05:00When Animals Attack Reporters: The Top 5 Videos"It’s cruel to even want to watch these videos. You do know that, right? Not just because people are attacked by animals. The added cruelty is you’ll be enjoying an animal attack on a human who only wanted to enlighten you."<br></br><br></br><a href='http://www.10zenmonkeys.com/2007/04/01/5-best-videos-animals-attacking-reporters/'>read more</a> | <a href='http://digg.com/television/When_Animals_Attack_Reporters_The_Top_5_Videos'>digg story</a>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-79722698453149435092007-04-03T00:54:00.001-05:002007-04-03T00:54:10.212-05:00Top 10 April Fool Pranks 2007Great run down of all the best April fools jokes that were played yesterday. Nice bits of foolish history mixed in too!<br></br><br></br><a href='http://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/04/top-10-april-fool-pranks-2007.html'>read more</a> | <a href='http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Top_10_April_Fool_Pranks_2007'>digg story</a>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-28513099346399082712007-04-03T00:49:00.000-05:002007-04-03T00:52:58.702-05:00The Most Hated Family in AmericaLouis Theroux spends time with the Phelps family and the Westboro Baptist Church. These people are fucking twisted. I feel sorry for the younger kids, they're going to end up growing up believing in the same stupid bullshit. Their are seven parts, you can watch the rest by clicking on the video.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2fUyJQgRuM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S2fUyJQgRuM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-13555481896777882602007-03-02T03:01:00.001-06:002007-03-02T03:01:20.521-06:00lolz<span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">a pom, an arab and an aussie stumble across a lamp at a worksite, give it a rub and gets the standard genie response "3 wishes, no wishing for more wishes etc"</span><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">they decide a wish each is only fair...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">the pom says "i want all muslims, arabs and pakis on an island in the middle of nowhere"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">*poof*... "it is done, but you(in reference to the arab) get your wish first"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">the arab bloke, obviously not happy about this says "and i want a wall, 100m high so noone can get in"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">*poof*.... "it is done"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">the aussie sits and thinks for a second, "so all arabs and shit are on some island with a 100 m wall round it..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">"yep" genie replies...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Verdana, Lucida, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:85%;">"fill it with water"</span></p>gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-81211475678847544962007-02-08T01:07:00.000-06:002007-01-02T21:41:39.646-06:00Mr.Deity, All mightiness one day at a timePretty funny series, check it out.<br /><br />http://mrdeity.com/<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzf8q9QHfhI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qzf8q9QHfhI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dzuxyq3ltls"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dzuxyq3ltls" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mvWdkz8Ra54"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mvWdkz8Ra54" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />If ya like them, go to the website and watch the rest, their are six right now but they make new ones every couple weeks or so.gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32723281.post-85209927290169708572007-01-02T21:33:00.000-06:002007-01-02T21:41:39.332-06:00Louisiana Town's 1st Black Mayor-Elect Killed...<div name="isRegion" id="isRegion"> <span class="story"> The newly elected mayor of this southwest Louisiana town was found shot to death in a parking lot over the weekend three days before he was to become the town's first black mayor. </span><p><span class="story"> The body of Gerald Washington, 57, was found Saturday night in the parking lot of a former high school. He had been shot once in the chest, investigators said. </span></p><p><span class="story"> Funeral arrangements had not been made as of Tuesday morning, City Clerk Andrea Mahfouz said. </span></p><p><span class="story"> Officials said Washington was found lying by his truck with his cap on and a pistol nearby. </span></p><p><span class="story"> Gary "Stitch" Guillory, chief deputy of the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff's Office, said his death is being treated as a homicide. </span></p><p><span class="story"> Washington, who served three terms as a city councilman, was sworn in Dec. 19 as Westlake's first new mayor in 24 years. He was set to take office Tuesday. </span></p><p><span class="story"> Although the town of 4,500 is 80 percent white, Washington had no trouble winning election in September. He had 696 votes _ nearly 69 percent of the vote _ to 318 for social worker Paula Johnson. </span></p><p><span class="story"> The city councilwill hold an emergency meeting Tuesday. The council has 10 days to appoint an interim mayor, and if it fails to do so by that deadline the governor could appoint someone to lead the town, according to Mayor Dudley Dixon<a style="text-decoration: underline; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://search.breitbart.com/q?s=dixon&sid=breitbart.com" title="You can also highlight word(s) and then shift-click to search."></a>, who is retiring after 32 years as mayor and council member.<br />"Mr.Washington<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> is going to be missed by all the people of Westlake," Dixon said. "It's one of the most tragic things I've heard in a long time. He would be a good mayor." </span></p><p><span class="story"> "Westlake lost a good friend," said longtime Councilman Dan Cupit. "I was excited about the next four years. We all had good chemistry together." </span></p><p><span class="story"> Mahfouz said Washington was retired from the Conoco refinery, where he had worked for more than 30 years. </span></p><p><span class="story"> He and his wife; Mary Washington<span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span> had an adult son and daughter, Mahfouz said.<br /></span> </p></div> <img src="http://img.breitbart.com/images/g_dot.gif" height="1" vspace="10" width="575" />gooblegobblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13625226614054744610noreply@blogger.com0