Friday, January 28, 2011

Good stuff :)

This is the amazing story of social worker, Julio Diaz, who was on his way home one evening. His normal routine was to get off the train one stop early, to visit his local diner.
The station platform was empty, but as he was walking towards the stairs something dramatic and unexpected happened.
Suddenly a young teenager came up to Julio, pulled a knife and demanded money.
Julio just handed over his wallet, saying: “Here you go”.
But as the teenager turned to go, Julio said: “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”
The story unfolds with Julio offering to take the teenager to the diner to eat with him. He explains: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money… I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”
When they have finished eating, Julio asks for his wallet back in order to pay for the meal. He then offers to give the teenager $20 in exchange for one thing…
His knife.


Full story-

Friday, December 24, 2010


There is a site called that's a new online USA phone book w/personal information: pics you have posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, etc. You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site to find the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Inner monologue of a 17 year old in a strip club

Holy shit. I can't believe I got into this strip club.  This fake ID totally worked!  It doesn't make any sense: it didn't work at the 7-11 an hour ago when I tried to buy a can of Foster's.  It must be the lighting in here.  I probably got one of those fake ID's that only works under black light.  That's cool, though;  as long as I can use it to get into strip clubs for the next nine months, it was well-worth the $200 I paid for it.  Okay, now that I'm inside, I've got to stay cool.  They can probably still kick me out if they discover that I'm only 17 and 3 months old.  Just be casual. Act like this is the thousandth time that you've been in a strip club, and tits tits tits tits tits.  Holy shit. Tits.  There are tits right there in front of me.  This place is amazing.  I know that's what happens in strip clubs, but seeing it's breathtaking.  Those tits are glittery, too!  I bet they smell like cucumber-melon.  Oh man, there's some more tits over there, too!  Everywhere I look, there are titties!  How late does this place stay open?  Can I stay here forever?
There's a hot cocktail waitress coming around.  Should I ask to see her tits?  Maybe I shouldn't.  I don't know if it's acceptable.  If I see her show her tits to someone else, then I'll ask, but not until then.  For now, I'll just be casual and play it cool.  I'll probably have to order a drink from her.  What should I order? They probably don't have Natty Ice here.  I guess I should go with some kind of sophisticated mixed drink.  I'm not used to those.  I don't really know what anything is.  Shit, the waitress is almost over here.  Okay, don't panic.  Just think for a second.  I just need to remember the name of one mixed drink.  That's it.  Dammit, with all these titties around here, it's hard to remember anything except how great that pair of titties that I just saw was.  Speaking of titties, that stripper on stage has a nice rack.  What did the creepy DJ guy say her name was?  I think it was Mary.  It was either Mary or Ecstasy, I can't remember which one.  Oh!  Bloody Mary!  That's a kind of drink, right?  Yeah, that's what I'll order.  Yes!  Thank you, Mary or Ecstasy, whatever your name is.  Yeah, Bloody Mary.  That's totally something that a sophisticated, strip club-experienced, over-seventeen year old would drink.  C'mon cocktail waitress, I'm ready for you!

Damn. 18 fuckin' dollars for a Bloody Mary.  I'm such an idiot.  Bloody Mary's are probably the most expensive mixed drink you can order.  Whatever.  I wonder why she asked me if I knew that it was night time.  Of course I know that!  What a weirdo.  She's probably on drugs or something.  I heard that a lot of strippers are tits tits tits tits.  Holy fuck.  Perfect tits coming right this way.  God damn, that stripper is hot as hell.  She's super glittery, too.  She's glittered to impress tonight.  Oh my god, she's looking right at me.  She's coming over here.  Shit, shit, shit!  What the fuck do I do?!  Okay, play it cool.  Act casual.  Maybe I should try to make my voice a little deeper, so I seem more mature.  Okay, she's sitting on my lap now.  This is good.  This is very good. She smells like Fruit Snacks.  OH MY GOD.  Is she serious?!  Of course I want a fucking lap dance!  Who would say no to a lap dance from a Fruit Snack-scented stripper?!  This is the best night of my life!

Hmm.  I definitely feel a boner coming on.  Do other people in here have boners?  Shit, now I'm looking at other dude's crotches and trying to see if they have a boner while there's a hot Fruit Snack stripper straddling me.  I'm gonna assume that boners are okay here.  It's a strip club.  This place probably hosts more boners than a Growing Pains-themed Cosplay Convention.  Man, Fruit Snack's tits are kinda sweaty.  I think she has some pretty severe scars, too.  I couldn't really see them from two feet away, but now that her tits are literally in my face, they're pretty gnarled.  They look like two whale carcasses humping each other.  Eh, whatever.  At least I'm getting a boner out of it.  Speaking of boners, this one seems about ready to unload.  They probably frown on ejaculating in your pants here.  Fuck!  I knew I should've jerked off before I came here!  Okay, just try to think of something non-arousing.  Traffic school.  The older sister from Life Goes On.  That smell you get when you don't run the garbage disposal for a long tits, and then when you finally run it, the drain tits all of this tits up into the tits and tits tits tits in your face.

Fuck.  It's impossible to think of something non-arousing when a Fruit Snack-scented ass is rubbing your junk.  Don't panic.  It'll be fine.  All you have to do is not blow a load in your............shit.  I just blew a load in my pants.  A pretty substantial one, too.  Maybe Fruit Snack didn't notice.  Nope, she noticed.  Yeah, the bouncer's coming over now.  I'm getting dragged out of this place for sure.  I guess I'll just have to get that $18 Bloody Mary to go.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

dont know

Haven't really been keeping up with all of my followers, and for that I'm sorry :(
I just decided to order internets so I won't have to use the neighbors anymore and can stop using my laptop so much, since it's slow as shit.

So I randomly found this website the other day and I'm not sure if its legit. Anyone ever order from ? They have all kinds of shit for cheap and with free shipping but not sure if I'd end up getting any of the stuff I order, haha.

 will start updating more sooon.

Monday, September 20, 2010

A new Bill and Ted movie?!/1

Just read that Keanu Reeves said that it's possible that their might be a new Bill and Ted sequel being made sometime in the future.He also wants to reprise his roll as Ted Logan. Pretty funny to think about a 46 year old Keanu playing Ted again. It would be cool to bring back the greatest movie duo for a new generation of kids :) I'll be looking forward to seeing what they do with this new movie. That is, if it's ever made.
Here's a link to article ..----..

Also, check out this video. Some people strapped a camera to the back of a hawk. Badass.

Saturday, September 18, 2010


Haven't had a cigarette in three days. A few people suggested trying an ecig, so I decided to check it out. It sounds pretty damn sweet but I'm not sure which one I should get. Does anyone recommend a specific brand or anything? or a good/cheap site to buy one?

Heres a nice song about science for you lovely people.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

fiending for a cig

I quit smoking today. Decided last night I'd start today. It sucks. Though I did pick up some snus to try, and it helps a little, but I'd rather not start doing it everyday. Replacing lung cancer with mouth cancer, lol.

      This helps a little. Knowing I'll at least be able to breath and all that again. haha. Also looking at pictures of lung cancer infested lungs seems to help a bit too.

Hope I can do it. Haven't tried to quit in a few years, but the last time it only last 6 hours. rofl.

Wish me luck!